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random TROLL blog about my current bias (EXO). don't take the joke srsly~! i love them very much. please let me know if you want me to delete some pic due copyright. |
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NotesVIXX: Team Edward EXO: Team Jacob -
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Notes EXO at the GymSuho: wow yoga was great today now off to pilates lets go kids don't get lost Baekhyun: um u expect me to lift this Sehun: god hyungs are so demanding ill be in the sauna Chanyeol: I'm just so happy to be here Kai: personal trainer noona come help me~~~ D.O.: wait does anyone need a protein bar? I have lots and stay hydrated! Tao: back the eff off can't you see I'm toning my ass over here imma wushu u to kansas Lay: yo it's just ten more pull ups be a man Luhan: i AM a man! Xiumin: pushupspushupspushups Kris: ok chen all you have to do is make sure the bar doesn't fall on my face Chen: huhuhuhuh kk duizhang~~ (fuk dis imma go find suho) Kris: chEN NO SOMEONE GRAB THE FUKING BAR HOLY HELL ACE ACE CHEN SOMEONE HELP ME JESUS CHRIST IM GOING TO DIE NO MY FACE MY PERFECT FAce oh thank you chanyeol Chanyeol: you didn't even have any weights on it -
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Notesexo: lol lets dye our hair several times it'll look like we're making a comeback -
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Notes Comeback Stages in 2012Big Bang: Hello, Goodbye SHINee: Hello, Goodbye.. see you next year. SISTAR: Hello, Goodbye, Hello again, Bye F(x): Hello, Goodbye.. see you when SM remembers us. B.A.P: Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello EXO: Goodbye -
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Noteschen: i'm straight chen: bitch shut up i am straight ok chen: gull i can't esprain whut i fel chen: fckn shit why cant i be in a straight-acting band i am straight chen: sehun you hyungwhore i swear to-- chen: tao dont u dare fckn touch me chen: I'M THE ONLY STRAIGHT ONE IN EXO chen: I'M STRAIGHT I SWEAR *suho passes by*: hey chen chen: whOOPS -
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Notes EXO JOKEKris: Hey you. Luhan: Kris: Yeah you. Luhan: Kris: You are fabulous. Luhan: Kris: You are amazing. Luhan: Kris: You are attractive. Luhan: Stop talking to the mirror! -
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Notes If EXO Were Girls...Suho: Would gently tuck a strand of hair behind her ear every twenty seconds, while reading a romance novel in her seat by the window of the neighborhood café. Because, nothing gets boys like ‘prim and proper’. Lay: Would never make it past her first period. Luhan: Would be the most genuine and down-to-earth girl you’ll ever meet - not to mention, drop dead gorgeous. Loads of admirers, much to the dismay of her bestie. Chen: Would con boys into treating her to a meal. But whatever, they seem pretty willing about it anyway. Kai: Would tell everyone she majors in ballet, but omits the part where she works part time on the weekends as a pole dancer in that night club across the street from the ballet studio. The pay is pretty decent and hey, a girl’s gotta pay her bills. Xiumin: Would be the star student, filial daughter and perfect girlfriend. Not that anyone ever notices though. Sehun: Would be crushing on her longtime bestfriend. Too unsure to say anything, and too much of a wimp to make a move, she resorts to glaring holes into the heads of potential competitors, plotting their demise from a distance. Chanyeol: Would be mistakened for a drag queen because of the booming voice. But Chanyeol will be Chanyeol, so he decides to make the best of it and joins the school choir as the only baritone. They needed one anyway. Baekhyun: Would take full advantage of her new status, whip out her eyeliner, immediately schedule weekly visits to the nail salon and have her manicurist on speed dial. D.O: Would make these delicious milkshakes that bring all the boys to the yard. Hardcore wife material. Tao: Would wushu your ass if you so much as checked her out. But deep down, she’s just your average lonely girl, with her own set of issues. Kris: Would still be as high maintenance as ever. Only now, he looks like a man-eater. -
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Notes EXO-M's Wishes for the HolidayKris, Luhan, Lay, Xiumin, Tao: Reunite with your families, have a good one, be blessed, stay happy, eat good food etc. Chen: Don't get diarrhea. -
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Notes Exo during the holidays.Christmas Tao: Gege gege ! I want this and this and OMG is that the new bag from gucci ?!! This ! Chanyeol: OMG Santa's coming !!! Baek-hyung we must make cookies !!! Kyungsoo: No ! You brats will burn down my house. Xiumin: COOKIES ! Baekhyun: TOYSS !! Chen: kekeke prank toys. Sehun: I want everything on my list. And if I get nothing. I will bring hell. Kai: I want DDR ! Or wait wait Just Dance 3 is there a 4 ? Luhan: Guys we can have a Christmas party !! Kris can dress up like an angel again !! Kris: Fuck my life. Suho: Crap I gotta get the right gifts. Lay: *trying to remember what he wanted* Halloween Chanyeol: CANDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!!!!!!!!! Chen: Time to scare some bitches. Mwahaha. Tao: *crying uncontrollably because he's scared as shit* Xiumin: Luhan I dont want to dress up as this. *dressed up as a baozi* Luhan: But you look so cute *hugs* Sehun: *Totally jelly of Xiuhan going on so he dresses up cutely for Luhan* Kyungsoo: Don't eat to much candy guys. I don't want you to have a stomach ache. Lay: It's okay I'll heal them. UNICORN POWERS ACTIVATE ! Baekhyun: TRICK OR TREATING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kai: Party Time ! Suho: What if I lose all my kids in the dark ??? Kris: Fuck my life. Valentines Day Sehun: I shall make Luhan-hyung the best card ever and he will totally love me. Tao: Omo o///o Kris-gege.. Chanyeol: MORE CANDYYYY !!!!!!! Luhan: A heart for Boazi, A heart for my Hunnie. A heart for baby Tao-Tao ect.. Kyungsoo: *decorates house with hearts and shit* Suho: *old school and gives flowers and a box of chocolates* Baekhyun: *Goes all out and gives everyone flamboyant cards.* Kai: Extra shy at how many cards and chocolates he got. Awkward with his hyungs. Chen: Bitches give him valentines. Xiumin: CHOCOLATE <3 Lay: *Casually eating chocolate and reading fan cards* Kris: *sighing* New Years Chanyeol: Partying hard. Baekhyun: Partying hard. Doing the lights dance. Kai: Dancing hard Sehun: Dancing hard. Lay: Not even going to try and make a new years resolution because he will forget it anyway. Suho: This year I will take better charge of the kids. Kyungsoo: Making a huge new years dinner. Tao: Happy child playing will all the new years gifts. Luhan: Playing with Tao. Xiumin: Messing with Kyungsoo in the kitchen. Chen: Going Gangnam style. Kris: *getting wasted*
